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“With this system, I’ll become the world’s greatest seducer! If it doesn’t kill me first…” I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl’s voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]”What the hell…how? I’m an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n…”[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]”You’re forcing me to die!”Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: “Why are these guys all insane?”Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don’t have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.Warning: It’s not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
Chapter List
Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 340: Valentina“s sneak attackFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 339 Post-workout mealFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 338 A prodigy's movesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 337 Danger and liabilityFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 336 The art of strikingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional maneuveringFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 334 The champion mindseFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 333: How to be a badassFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 332: D-liveryFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 331 Art, truth, wisdomFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 330 Goals and asspirationsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 329 KOF championFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 328 A cuckold's revengeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 327 Witness meFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 326 A champion emergesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 325 Finals starFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 324 Man vs. MidgeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 323 Doorway to the futureFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 322 Humans vs. DragonsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 321 Ben the gravediggerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 320 Divine mercyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 319 The tournament beginsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 318 Hope for humanityFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 317 A true whoarderFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 316 Spamming rewardsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relationsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 314 OyakodonFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 313 Ice ice babyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 311 Work hard, get hard R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 310 Leaf it to meFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 309 The key to quick hookupsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 308 Survival tacticsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 307 Messing with fateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 306 Climbing down the family treeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 305 A happy familyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 304 David and GoliathFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 303 The broken and the damnedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 302 Simp slaughterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 301 A true worshipperFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 300 Flower powerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 299 What is art?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 298 OnlyFans QueenFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseeeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 296 Burpin' the babyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 293 FrictionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the worldFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 291 Hidden magical wondersFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 290 Time to get seriousFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 289 Slap destinyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 288 High quality modelFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 287 Fingered by fateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 286 Burrito investmentsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 285 Mythical nuFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 284 Mythical tierFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studenFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 276 Seeking the professor's assistanceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 275 So shy it's cuteFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 274 Pouty photoshooFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industryFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 272 A despicable geniusFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue belFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 270 Sex artisFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 269 Fariq's sacrificeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 267 I am Jack's raging erection R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 265 One person's dream is another's nightmareFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beautyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 263 The magic of gamesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 262 The best personal talenFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 261 Strength approaching world classFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 260 The reality of this worldFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuckFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 256 Tina's d-termination R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure RoomFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 252 It's shark weekFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent.Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 250 The losers' despicable counterattackFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 249 The Soul CrankFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 248 The rookie fights backFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 247 Sextra CrediFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 246 After school special R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowledFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justiceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 243 Martial beautyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 242 Dojo detectedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 241 The art of MMAFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 240 Fruit fighterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus diesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 238 Wartortle's perspectiveFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 237 Zero Two-handsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girlFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 235 The slut factorFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 234 Use SomebodyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memoryFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 230 D*ck or dieFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romanceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 228 Late and sloppyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the sloreFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nutsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trialFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitressFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 223 Defeating your own weaknessFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 222 Ticking fart bombFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your betsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to batingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 219 The perfect seFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 218 The chaos of charismaFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 217 MOBA, mo bootyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 216 Negs vs. insultsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 215 Raising your valueFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 214 What is value?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 213 Mind over splatterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 212 The power of confidenceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- LatrineFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 210 Weak Grass ManipulationFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 209 New abilityFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline EssenceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 207 Epic Booty ChesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 206 MILF HunterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 205 The magic of testosteroneFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 204 First epic achievemenFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 203 The existence of free willyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 198 Training done right R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nuFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 195 Camila's dirty secreFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 194 Dark desiresFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 193 Miyuki's troubleFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 192 Troll ArmyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower ClimberFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowsharesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessnessFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 188 Take the first stepFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ckFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strangeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 185 Updates and upgradesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 184 The power of trusFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 183 They parted as fiendsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do iFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 178 Ben's haunting pasFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 177 Spreading game addictionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 176 An offer a man can't refuseFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 174 Olivia's Plan BFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 173 A test that wasn't sh*Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on youFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 171 Can't breathe, crushing weighFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 170 First corporate boss fighFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragonFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 168 First Tower EntryFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 167 First day of wet workFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumboFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New PengasFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 164 - PUA partyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 163 Corner condomsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddleFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang outFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ouFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 159 - The role of media in the worldFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 158 - The art of double-speakFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 157 - Ben's resumeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragon's gateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 155 - A professor's work-loadFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall StreetFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 153 - Making the money shotFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 152 - Starting from the WillyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 151 - The circle of wifeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connectionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mersFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 145 - SlapathonFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 144 - Ben the honor studentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 143 - This is the endFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plotFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 141 - The crippling of BenFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragonFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dustFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 137 - The dao of plowFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillmentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 135 - Unlocking LoveFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman’s true or false question (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 131 - Edward JizzerhandsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual placeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 129 - Hollywood styleFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 128 - Ben's gaming specialtyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontzFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 126 - An eye for talentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First ClassFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckoldingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 123 - Destiny or disasterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equipsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 121 - Won’t I get pregnant?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 119 - Just easin’ the tension, baby (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 118 - You’ve got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 117 - First date in a girl’s apartmentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 116 - Women love dramaFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 115 - Isekai’d from embarrassmentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 114 - The fire risesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumberedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of FortuneFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 111 - Flag SystemFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 110 - Booty ChestFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 109 - Become an Elite AlphaFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 108 - The deadly omegaFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed usFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has endedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 105 - Male walk of shameFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 104 - Time’s up buttercup(R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 101 - Ben the photographerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 100 - Counting down to deathFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 99 - Salvation or DamnationFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 98 - One last shot at destinyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updatedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistanceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 92 - NymphomaniacFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 91 - Ben’s eulogyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 90 - Last day on EarthFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 89 - It's raining frats and dogsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hitsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nutFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 83 - Katie’s storyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdownFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armorFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up lineFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 79 - Three Minute RuleFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 78 - Textual intercourseFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line GeneratorFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movieFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery BoxFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 74 - Karmic sploogeFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver creamFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big FingerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 70 - Succubi are real?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laidFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 68 - What girls needFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 67 - Solo LevelingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 66 - Growth skillFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpieceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a dateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasuresFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 60 - First skill bookFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 59 - Achievement HunterFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New YorkFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you!Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M clubFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnutFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signalFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 50 - Neighborly loveFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 49 - First proper proper dateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 48 - Crime of passionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 47 - Boner justiceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanksFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar s.e.x missionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meatFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 43 - Invincible openerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 42 - The positives of obliterationFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your headFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 40 - Baby in burning buildingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 39 - First proper dateFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 38 - Dungeon breakFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-bossFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 36 - Pigs get roastedFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden ZoneFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 34 - Wingman lawFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 33 - Defusing obstaclesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 32 - Dungeon instanceFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 31 - The dong gameFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake IDFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 29 - Points-diggerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animalsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfortFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with wordsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-datesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a strangerFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slappingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 22 - Stoned to deathFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 20 - The crucial momentFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girlFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drugFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 16 - What is charisma?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 15 - Otaku religionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 14 - TeasingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumpsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 12 - What is attraction?Feb 28, 2023
Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.kingFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. dutyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 9 - Swole daddyFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth MultiplierFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievementsFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodiesFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seductionFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 4 - The thong testFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the sceneFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up LineFeb 28, 2023
Chapter 1 - Seduce or dieFeb 28, 2023
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